1 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:45,720 Okay, I've got time for one more caller on the only radio station I know where you can call in and talk about any subject you want and still hear the best in country music. 2 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,260 You're on the air with Duffy LaRue. 3 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:53,060 Hi, I'm Jackie. I listen to you every second you're on. 4 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,260 Yeah, well, for a guy who knows what it's like to be out of work, I really appreciate that. 5 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:01,500 There's this problem I'd like to discuss with you. 6 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,900 Give it my best. 7 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,140 For those of you that still listen. 8 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:21,100 I suppose you know my qualifications, or lack thereof. Speaking of qualifications, there's a rumor running around the studio that an announcer may be forthcoming on a replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis. Save my fucking job. 9 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:27,440 I don't want to discuss my problem with the psychologist. I really like your down-to-earth approach. 10 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,600 Hey, what's your problem, Jackie? 11 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:42,140 I have this fixation on this guy. It's like I can't even think about anything else. I mean, I even dream about this guy. What can I do, Duffy? 12 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,020 How does he feel about you? 13 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,900 He doesn't know me. That I even exist. 14 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,560 Well, I think the first order of business is to make yourself known to him. 15 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,860 I watch him sometimes when he leaves work. I even follow him. 16 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,060 Sounds like you got it real bad for this guy. 17 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,200 He can say that again. 18 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,940 Look, I think you've got to be aggressive. 19 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:08,960 Now, somewhere, some place, you've got to introduce yourself to him. 20 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:11,560 What if he thinks I'm crazy? 21 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:14,160 That's just a chance you'll have to take. 22 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,920 Well, it's time for the news now, Jackie. 23 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,220 So, why don't you call us back sometime soon. We'll talk about it more, okay? 24 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,200 Well, when do you think you'll know? 25 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,540 It's hard to say. 26 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,620 I can only stay on top of the committee to a certain point. 27 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,620 But I have a job hanging on the balance. 28 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,020 Most dissertations go through rewrites. 29 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:38,800 Oh, I hope not. 30 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:42,740 Look, your paper is good, but who can predict the whims of the committee? 31 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,300 But I'll lose the job. 32 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,380 You won't have a job without the degree. 33 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,420 I know, but I really want it. 34 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,900 Hey, let's go somewhere. Do something. 35 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,220 I don't fraternize with my students. 36 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,960 Oh, come on. Make an exception. 37 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:02,980 Run along. 38 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,880 Fine. I'll go. Miserable and rejected. 39 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:14,600 My research was good, though. You know it. 40 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,380 Get out of here. 41 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,090 It's not an alcoholic beer, it's a bad after-all. 42 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,630 I'm glad you like it. 43 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:33,590 You know, I never thought I'd be able to stop drinking. 44 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,830 Neither did anyone else. You really surprised everyone. 45 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,810 Yeah. I had to hit bottom first. 46 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,570 Let's not talk about it. 47 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:48,490 Now I have more money than ever. 48 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:51,630 Speaking of money, I just got paid today. 49 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:53,550 I know. I've got plans. 50 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:56,030 You're going to put some in savings, right? 51 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,790 Well, right now I'd like to put something into my mouth. 52 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:05,390 Oh, to get paid more often. 53 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:06,990 My mouth can handle it. 54 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:12,150 Yeah. 55 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:16,510 Why don't we just get naked then, huh? 56 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:17,190 Okay. 57 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:21,630 Yeah. Yeah. 58 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:30,630 Yeah. I'll drink to that, baby. 59 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:40,190 I don't need no alcohol to get into that. 60 00:04:48,690 --> 00:04:56,590 Who said marriage gets old? I know some wives who don't suck cock. 61 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:04,510 That's a quick road to divorce court. Well, I know some wives who suck cock, but 62 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:05,770 They don't like it. 63 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:07,630 Same outcome. 64 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:10,970 There's only a few wives like me. 65 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:12,530 Yeah. 66 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:14,830 Life's good to me. 67 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:16,670 Ahh. 68 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:19,770 Yeah. 69 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:20,770 Oh. 70 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:22,550 Yeah. 71 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:25,510 Mmm. 72 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,930 I just might make you do it in your mouth. 73 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:29,930 Oh yeah. 74 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,310 We're headed that way. 75 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:33,930 Fast. 76 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:40,470 You're good, because the stores are still open. Come on, big boy. Do it in your mouth. 77 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:04,930 I thought I'd put you to sleep. 78 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:09,590 Now, I have some things on layaway to pick up. 79 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:13,610 Um, you are going to put some in the savings, I hope. 80 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:19,470 Well, I did try very hard. There's just so many good cells going on right now. 81 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:24,110 Yeah, but it's important for us to save like we talked about. 82 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,270 I don't ever want to go broke again. 83 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:29,370 Now, how can that happen? Your listeners love you. 84 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,390 Sure, they want to listen. 85 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,330 Listen, it's the ones that don't that kill you. 86 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:38,550 You should ask them to pay you more money since you're doing Carol's job too. 87 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:41,430 They're looking for a replacement for Carol. 88 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,510 No Carol show really helped carry the whole radio station. 89 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:50,510 Well I hear good things about you. No listen, 90 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:55,150 you only hear what you want to. Well I don't want to get depressed. 91 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:58,090 Besides I gotta run. 92 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:00,730 I'm done. Otherwise, our plans are all messed up. 93 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:04,710 Well, just run, run, run. I don't want you to miss any good sales. 94 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:06,810 Oh, thanks for understanding. 95 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:09,090 There better not be any alcohol in here. 96 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:16,370 Have we lost all our mail callers? Not a single call from a mail today. 97 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:21,310 That's not true. I've been on hold for ten fucking minutes! 98 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:26,270 Oh, well, I'm sorry about that, but we took our calls and the order they come in. 99 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:30,610 I waited because I wanted your audience to know you're dangerous. 100 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:34,310 Dangerous? 101 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,030 Yeah, that's what I said. 102 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,810 Carol Lewis was bad enough, but talking to you is like talking to no one. 103 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,390 I got a feeling you're taking me a little bit too seriously. 104 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,690 I'm taking you for what you are. 105 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:52,070 I know nothing disc jockey that gives people bad advice. 106 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,930 Okay, well I think it's time for a station break. 107 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,340 Sorry I'm late. I got intercepted by the dean as I was leaving my office. 108 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,480 Well, did you meet with the committee? 109 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:10,720 All morning. 110 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:11,880 Well? 111 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:15,000 You now possess a doctorate in psychology. 112 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:16,220 Oh! Really? 113 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:22,340 Really. The committee thought your work was going to get published, and no one wanted to hold you up and then look like a fool. 114 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,500 I owe it all to you. 115 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,920 Nonsense. You made it happen, not me. 116 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:29,820 No, you were with me every step of the way. 117 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:31,700 That's my job. 118 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:35,100 I can't imagine going through it without you. 119 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,560 I enjoyed every minute of it. 120 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,060 Really? Well, then let's go out on the town. 121 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,280 And don't give me any of that stuff about fraternizing with your students. 122 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,760 Past students, I guess. Now... 123 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,200 So you'll help me celebrate? 124 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:53,640 Let's go. 125 00:08:56,660 --> 00:09:00,020 Okay, Laurie, why don't you call us back and let us know what happens, okay? 126 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:03,920 Okay, good luck to you. Maybe I'll still be here. 127 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,380 Okay, who's the next caller? 128 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:12,960 Hi, I'm Jackie. I called you a few days ago. I'm the one with the fixation. 129 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,620 Yeah, yeah. 130 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,780 Did you ever introduce yourself? 131 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:24,200 I tried. I waited till I got off work, I walked right up to him and stopped. 132 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,600 He walked right past me like I didn't even exist. 133 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,460 Did he see you? 134 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,460 I don't know. How could he miss me? I was almost in his face. 135 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,380 What's wrong with this guy? I mean, maybe he has bad eyesight or something. 136 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,680 I don't think so. He can see to drive. 137 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,540 I guess I just didn't make any impression on him. 138 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,640 Did you say anything to him? 139 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,200 I couldn't. He was by me too quickly. 140 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:54,320 Hmm. Well, maybe you just caught him in a bad time. Maybe he was preoccupied or something. 141 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,240 I suggest next time you identify yourself. 142 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:03,460 I couldn't even eat for two days. I was so sick. I really cannot handle rejection. 143 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:10,240 I don't know what to tell you, Jackie. I think next time you really should confront him. 144 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:16,440 I'll think about it. But I really need to get my strength up first. 145 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:20,900 You keep in touch, okay? And don't forget, we're all pulling for you. 146 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,400 Thanks, Ducky. 147 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,600 What's taking so long? 148 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:45,480 Oh, be patient. I've got a surprise for you. I've just got to get it all packaged up. 149 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400 You shouldn't have. 150 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,400 Oh, I've been planning this for some time now. 151 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:54,440 I'm going to make you feel good. 152 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,120 Oh, I hope not. 153 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,540 Well, you shouldn't have done it. 154 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,480 Oh, quit being so impersonal. 155 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:18,830 Oh, I hope you like it. I need some help. 156 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,290 In the bedroom? 157 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,290 Yeah, um, can you help me? 158 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:39,050 Surprise! Well, did I make it look nice for you? 159 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,230 I have to get out of here. 160 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:47,990 School's out. Life's in. We've shared so much together. We can share even more. 161 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,570 I've never thought of it in those terms. 162 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:56,270 We'll start thinking about it. Like, right now. 163 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,660 It's not unusual for a student to have a crush on her professor. 164 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,920 I've had a crush on you ever since I took that first class from you. 165 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,880 That was three years ago. 166 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,960 Well, see how long I've waited for this moment? 167 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:25,540 I've been very careful with my relationship with you. I am a human. 168 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,580 Yeah, I know. My guard has always been up. 169 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:31,960 Put it down for me. 170 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,590 Seems like you're in control. 171 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:42,830 Good. 172 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,870 Why don't we get you out of these clothes? 173 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,100 Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! 174 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,970 Are you glad I'm not your student anymore? 175 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:34,450 Yes. This is so nice. 176 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:42,350 Oh, I'm a good person. 177 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,390 Oh, yeah? 178 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:44,810 Would you? 179 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,230 Yes. Please. 180 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,190 That's a change. 181 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,450 You ask me neither question. 182 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,360 Oh, I don't want you to ever forget me. 183 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,460 How can I forget you? 184 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,260 Oh... 185 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,540 Oh yeah... 186 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,620 My pussy... 187 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,940 Oh God, yeah... 188 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:37,340 Oh... 189 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,700 Oh yeah... 190 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,440 Oh, yes! 191 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,600 Oh, my God. 192 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:44,880 Oh, yeah. 193 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,400 Oh, yes. 194 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,540 Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Fuck me. 195 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,480 Yeah. 196 00:16:55,220 --> 00:17:01,420 Oh, yes. 197 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:05,700 Oh, your cuffs look good. 198 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,340 Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. 199 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,480 Oh, come on. 200 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:15,460 Oh, yeah. 201 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:40,590 Oh. 202 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,790 Oh, yeah. 203 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:52,440 Oh, you're cracking me up. 204 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,600 Oh, yeah. 205 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,280 Oh, yes. 206 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,660 Oh. 207 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,940 Oh, yeah. 208 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,000 Yeah! 209 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,280 It's very educational. 210 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:54,730 Oh, yeah! 211 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,390 Oh, thank you! 212 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,700 I can taste your coming, my man. 213 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,480 Oh yes, okay, that's it. 214 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:50,160 Oh, that was wonderful. 215 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,720 How did you like your surprise? 216 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,100 I hope it doesn't drive me crazy later. 217 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,260 Why is that? 218 00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,800 You're special. 219 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,980 I wanted this to be special for you. 220 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,140 It was, and more. 221 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,120 I guess you'll have to go out to the real world now. 222 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,080 I have a few more days. 223 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,740 And I want to spend them all with you. 224 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,820 Good. You can help me correct final exams. 225 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:21,780 We won't have time. 226 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,640 You'll have to hire a reader. 227 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,000 Okay, we're going to break now for an announcement 228 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,900 by the Vice President of Programming. 229 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,420 So stay tuned and hear about the new talk show host. 230 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,800 The replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis that we've all been waiting for. 231 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,620 Well, they said you were up here. How are you? I'm Dr. LaRue. 232 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:55,900 I'm happy to meet you. 233 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,700 I'm not as happy as I am to meet you. 234 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,700 Apparently Carol's listeners made me a temporary fill-in. 235 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,800 Oh, I've listened to your show. You handle the callers very well. 236 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:05,960 You have a very nice touch. 237 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:10,100 Thank you very much, but I think in this case I'm out of my league. 238 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,440 No, there's people out there who are identifying with you. 239 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:17,260 Maybe, but I think they're better off with a professional. 240 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,100 I'll tell you what, why don't you just come with me and I'll introduce you to everybody. 241 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:23,880 Thanks. 242 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,880 Well, I finally found a replacement for Carol. 243 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,460 I heard. 244 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,620 You don't sound too happy about it. 245 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,320 Well, why should I? Why didn't you tell me you'd been given notice? 246 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,920 Look, management put us on 30 days, okay? 247 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,160 They did it for their own protection just in case they decide to institute a new format. 248 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,320 I hear the ratings are terrible. 249 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,860 Yeah, well Carol had a big fall. 250 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,740 So you think that some girl fresh out of college can rescue you? 251 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,960 Well, we're gonna find out real soon. 252 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,600 You're a dreamer. You're gonna lose your job and it's gonna be just like it was before. 253 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,180 I'm going to start drinking again. 254 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,260 I don't know what you're going to do. 255 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,880 But I'm not prepared for this. 256 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,540 We have some savings, you know. 257 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:19,940 Big deal! 258 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,760 You know, I'm not too sure that I care for your attitude. 259 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,440 So, how do you feel? 260 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:31,720 Scared to death. 261 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:32,920 That's good. 262 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,300 Good? 263 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,080 Yeah. That means your blood's pumping, your adrenaline's flowing. You're going to be sharp as a tack. 264 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,260 Are you speaking from experience? 265 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:52,000 Yeah, I'm speaking from years of experience. It's really when you take it easy that you get in trouble. 266 00:22:52,300 --> 00:23:01,100 I mean, it's okay, you can go slow and take your time, you don't have to hurry or anything, but the main thing you want to remember is don't get mad. 267 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:13,140 Thank you for all of your support, Duffy. You really made me feel welcome here. I know Carol meant a great deal to all of you. 268 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:28,380 Yeah, she meant a lot. Look, uh, you're on. It's time to go. Go get them. And don't forget, we're all behind you, including Carol. Okay? 269 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:29,220 Okay. 270 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,280 Go get them. 271 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:47,180 You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris, your new talk show host. I purposely did not say replacement because you don't replace a Dr. Carol Lewis, a fixture at this station and on the airwaves. 272 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:55,360 An individual who has done so much to obliterate sexual ignorance. Therefore I sit here tonight 273 00:23:55,670 --> 00:24:01,600 with considerable trepidation and insecurity. And hopefully all of you out there can appreciate 274 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:07,360 the predicament anyone would be in following a world-famous talk show host of the magnitude 275 00:24:07,670 --> 00:24:15,640 of Dr. Lewis. I'll talk more about her in the days ahead, about her achievements. But 276 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,960 But I may as well dive into the pool and see what happens. 277 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,440 John is with us from Mountain View. 278 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,960 Do you fuck, Dr. Moores? 279 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:33,260 Well, actually, John, one of the requirements for this job is that you're a virgin. 280 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,240 Joan from Ventura. 281 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,880 John, wherever you are, you're sick. 282 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,400 I can't believe we're listening to this. 283 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,860 Well, you could turn it off. 284 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,800 Oh, callers can say whatever they please Joan. 285 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,840 I don't know. I think we should listen to it just a little while longer. 286 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,140 Maybe we'll learn something from it. 287 00:24:58,940 --> 00:24:59,500 Maybe. 288 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:06,220 Confront him now. Tell him, 289 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:10,260 you can have me or you can have your hand, but you can't have both. 290 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,240 Since he obviously can't handle both. 291 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,300 Just like that? 292 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,120 Oh, and call back and tell us what happens. 293 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,400 A good sex life requires two people when the conditions are right. 294 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:31,000 But when the conditions are wrong, then masturbating is the proper substitute 295 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,660 and should be done without guilt or any type of negative thoughts. 296 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,900 Hey, not bad. Not bad at all. 297 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:46,940 You think so? 298 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,020 So? 299 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,100 You showed your audience you can handle an attack with that first jerk they called him. 300 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,980 You're gonna have him eaten out of your hands in no time. 301 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,020 God, I'm mentally exhausted. Beat. 302 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,660 That's normal. That's what happens when you're up. 303 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,800 But it gets easier real quick. You'll see. 304 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,080 Duffy, thanks. 305 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,560 It's okay. 306 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:12,800 You're gonna be fine. Don't worry about it. You're gonna be fine. 307 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,880 It's a big load off me. 308 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,860 You want some pizza? Sure. 309 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:24,940 There's not much left, not too hot. But you'll probably just starve to death. 310 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:27,060 Thank you. Yeah. I made it myself. 311 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,880 Yeah, right. You and Bartels and James. 312 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,040 So, what do you think? 313 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,940 She's good, but she's a complete unknown. 314 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,920 Carol Lewis, on the other hand, was the household name. 315 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:49,180 You were right. Take time to build a following. Time is just not on her side. 316 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,280 So no chance? 317 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:56,760 Let's put it this way. Once you lose those listeners, you can play hell to get them back. 318 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:59,680 I should have just eased her in before Carol left. 319 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,500 So does that mean Duffy will lose his job? 320 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:08,900 Just jockeys. They come and they go all the time. One minute they are on the air, the next they are out there pumping gas. 321 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,280 Well you could give him a job, couldn't you? 322 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,240 Why would I do that? It's his wife that interests me. 323 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,680 Well, he worked for you before. 324 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,700 I don't play country-western music anymore. Besides, I just had him around because of you. 325 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:24,660 I'm afraid. 326 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,260 You got me. It's going to be under my conditions. 327 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,220 So I get to play a second fiddle to your wife? 328 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,500 Listen, I'm not going to go through any property settlement. And besides, she goes her way and I go mine. 329 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:39,740 Have you missed me? 330 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:09,720 A little pause... and we are back. 331 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:13,620 Duffy says I'm the best at sucking cock. 332 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:14,960 Oh, are ya? 333 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:20,420 Well, you better keep your head between these legs if you like shopping so much. 334 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,120 Well, what about Duffy? 335 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:25,060 He's history. You know that. 336 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,500 He may not like it. 337 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,880 Too bad. He's gonna be too busy looking for a job. 338 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,640 Let's see if your dick remembers the good time I used to give it. 339 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,480 Let's take these pants off. 340 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:51,800 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. 341 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:22,700 A little pause... and we are back. 342 00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:03,440 A little pause... and we are back. 343 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,080 Oh, yeah. 344 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:31,260 Oh, yeah. 345 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:53,540 Oh, yeah. 346 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,040 Yeah, yeah. 347 00:33:54,600 --> 00:34:02,180 Oh, yeah. 348 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:05,320 Oh, my God. 349 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,960 Oh, yeah. 350 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,240 All over me. 351 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:28,680 Oh, yeah. That was wonderful. 352 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:32,200 You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris. 353 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:39,120 Over the past several days, the response to our discussions on masturbation has been phenomenal. 354 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:44,420 So I've decided to open with a masturbation hour for those who want to participate 355 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:49,140 and even share with us their feelings and attitudes and experiences. 356 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,840 So for those of you who have been listening to this show 357 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,900 I'm going to play a piece of music to help you. 358 00:35:48,470 --> 00:35:52,820 A little pause... and we are back. 359 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:24,580 A little pause... and we are back. 360 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,180 Oh, yeah. 361 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:30,840 I really think I am. 362 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,420 I don't care. 363 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,360 Oh... 364 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:37,360 This is good. 365 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,780 Oh... 366 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,100 Oh, yeah. 367 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:48,520 Oh... 368 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:48,840 Oh, yeah. 369 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:18,290 I can't express how good all of my listeners have made me feel with their support and understanding 370 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:19,750 during this first week. 371 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,130 It's your new host. I thank you all. 372 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:27,150 Are you sure this Connie Morris is going to fail? 373 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:33,150 She's going to need a lot more than a masturbating hour to bring her ratings back up where they were. 374 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,110 She sounds pretty good to me. 375 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,410 Yeah, what's the matter? I'm taking good care of you, aren't I? 376 00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:49,740 Oh, we have John back on the line. I was hoping you'd call back. 377 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:54,480 Yeah, I bet. Good old John. Yeah, let's hope he calls back, huh? 378 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,160 Tell me, John. Are you gay? 379 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,300 Are you calling me a homosexual? 380 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:04,800 No, I'm just asking you. 381 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:10,240 So you prefer women sexually, but despise them at the same time? 382 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,180 I don't have to take this shit off of you. 383 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,660 Do you think all women are bad? 384 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,500 Fuck off, shrink! 385 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:15,540 A drink. 386 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:20,340 JoN I think we're making progress. 387 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:27,160 It would be a major step for us if you could just hold your anger in check and start dating. 388 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,200 Come on, do it JoN. 389 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:34,120 There's a life waiting for you with lovable women out there. 390 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,060 Hi. 391 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,720 Would I be out of line to ask who you are? 392 00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:47,700 No. 393 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:49,840 Well? 394 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,320 You gave me some advice. 395 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,640 Oh. And it didn't work out, is that it? 396 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,400 I don't know. I haven't found out yet. 397 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,000 What did I tell you to do? 398 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,280 You told me to introduce myself. 399 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,340 So why don't you do it? 400 00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,740 I am. I'm Jackie. 401 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,020 You mean you were talking about me? 402 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,380 How about you? 403 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,740 Christ, isn't this my week for surprises? 404 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,000 What do you mean? 405 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:28,640 Well, first of all, my wife threw me out of the house because she thought I was going to lose my job. 406 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:33,660 And then Connie Morris turned out to be better than anybody had a right to expect. 407 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,460 And now I come in and I find this gorgeous little blonde sitting here who wants to re-inflate my poor bruised ego. 408 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,760 So, do you give good advice? 409 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,300 Are you putting me on? 410 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,620 Not on your life. 411 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:54,660 Why don't we go someplace and get to know each other a little better? 412 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,740 I think that's a really good idea. 413 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,700 But right now, I've got something else on my mind. 414 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,960 Did I tell you to move that fast? 415 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,060 Do you have a problem with it? 416 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,020 No. I just want to know when my advice ends and you go off on your own. 417 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:22,080 When you didn't throw me out of here. 418 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,180 Oh, cool. 419 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,400 I wish you'd taken my advice sooner. 420 00:44:48,820 --> 00:45:01,500 Mmm. 421 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,480 Yeah. 422 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:10,820 Oh. 423 00:45:18,190 --> 00:45:19,130 Oh yeah. 424 00:45:21,670 --> 00:45:29,570 Oh. 425 00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:42,620 Heh. 426 00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:46,000 Mmm. 427 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:53,300 Oh. 428 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:03,170 Oh. 429 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:06,170 Mmm. 430 00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:09,650 Ah. 431 00:46:10,850 --> 00:46:11,470 Ahh. 432 00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:13,050 Mm. 433 00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:13,310 Oh yeah. 434 00:46:18,290 --> 00:46:20,970 Getting your pussy as much as you like something, cock. 435 00:46:21,590 --> 00:46:24,290 I was hoping you'd say that. 436 00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:29,190 It's just a thing for you. 437 00:46:36,390 --> 00:46:38,690 If I ever see what I eat... 438 00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:45,510 I really like to play with a woman's pussy first with my finger before I go down on her. 439 00:46:46,610 --> 00:46:50,410 Just something I like about watching those pink swollen lips open up. 440 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:53,050 Look at your pussy and I can see your asshole. 441 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:56,230 Just look at your whole butt and your pussy at one time. 442 00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:57,830 Just turns me on, gets me... 443 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:02,210 When she's made of, she'll do what she likes. 444 00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:06,210 Can't believe you like a lot. 445 00:47:16,510 --> 00:47:17,470 One. 446 00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:22,270 Two. 447 00:47:23,290 --> 00:47:24,250 Four. 448 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:24,550 Five. 449 00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:28,250 Six. 450 00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:29,110 Seven. 451 00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:30,550 Nine. 452 00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:30,990 10. 453 00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:31,270 12. 454 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:35,190 13. 455 00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:38,550 14. 456 00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:39,010 Yeah. 457 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:20,930 Oh, yeah. 458 00:48:21,110 --> 00:48:24,090 Oh, God. 459 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,850 Come to sleep now. 460 00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:35,390 Yes, yes, yes. 461 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:54,450 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. 462 00:48:54,950 --> 00:48:58,870 I really need to get out of these clothes. 463 00:49:00,350 --> 00:49:02,290 Let me stop you. 464 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:15,400 Damn, a free strip show right on my own desk. 465 00:50:14,850 --> 00:50:57,130 Ooh. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. 466 00:50:57,270 --> 00:51:01,510 Yeah. Come on, my dear son. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. 467 00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:07,610 A little pause... and we are back... and we are back. 468 00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:34,850 Oh yeah, we were on the other side. 469 00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:35,690 It's all good. 470 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:40,580 I can't see a thing in this room. 471 00:51:44,290 --> 00:51:50,550 I'm bad at it. 472 00:51:56,460 --> 00:52:02,680 Oh, yeah. 473 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,880 Oh, God. 474 00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,180 Yeah. 475 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,380 Oh, God. 476 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:22,950 Oh, yeah. 477 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,400 Oh god. Yeah. 478 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:44,400 Oh god. Yes. 479 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:54,120 Oh yeah. Oh god. 480 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:18,630 God... yeah... oh yeah... oh God... yeah... oh yeah... yeah... 481 00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:28,990 Would you give it to me? I love you pussy... yeah... yeah... yeah... I love you pussy... yeah... 482 00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:30,470 There. There you come. 483 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:31,790 Yes. 484 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,210 Oh, yes. 485 00:53:35,450 --> 00:53:37,130 Oh, God! 486 00:53:37,510 --> 00:53:41,370 Oh, yes. 487 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,630 Oh, God, yes. 488 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:47,410 Oh, yes. 489 00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:50,510 Oh, God. 490 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:51,470 Yes. 491 00:53:51,570 --> 00:53:54,170 Oh, yeah. 492 00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,290 Oh, God. 493 00:53:55,290 --> 00:53:56,930 You're coming over my pussy? 494 00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:57,670 Yeah. 495 00:54:18,950 --> 00:54:20,710 What do you say we get out of here? 496 00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:22,530 And go and get to know each other a little bit? 497 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:27,690 Who am I to argue with a woman who usually gets her way? 498 00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,300 I enjoyed lunch and the show. 499 00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,340 Yeah, so did I. 500 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,620 You're nothing like Becky said you were. 501 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,760 Becky talked to you? 502 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,500 She talked to everyone about you. 503 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:48,320 No good lying bitch! 504 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,480 It wasn't that bad. 505 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,200 She's trying to make me look bad. I'm not gonna take this shit from her. 506 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:01,940 Look John, I've got to go. Give me a call later on. 507 00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:08,390 Well, it looks like you're becoming quite a hit. 508 00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:09,850 Do you think so? 509 00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,990 Well, look at it this way. You're taking over for a legend. 510 00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:15,530 And I think you're becoming a legend yourself. 511 00:55:15,990 --> 00:55:17,230 Oh, don't tease me. 512 00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,130 Tease you? Have you listened to my tapes? 513 00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:23,570 All my callers ever talk about is Dr. Connie Morris. 514 00:55:24,770 --> 00:55:26,130 Can't say that I blame him, though. 515 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,770 You make me feel good. 516 00:55:28,770 --> 00:55:30,350 Do you know that? 517 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,630 You make everybody feel good. Do you know that? 518 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,510 Stop. Oh, it's air time. 519 00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:46,630 I hate that music. 520 00:55:47,890 --> 00:55:50,730 Why? You didn't hate it while we were making love. 521 00:55:51,590 --> 00:55:52,950 It's because I didn't hear it. 522 00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:57,730 This is Duffy LaRue and I'm one happy disc jockey. 523 00:55:57,730 --> 00:56:02,930 And I'd just like to thank you all for making us number one again after a short hiatus. 524 00:56:03,710 --> 00:56:04,670 Really short. 525 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,070 That's not helping me, are you? 526 00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:15,550 Come on, baby, I got to be on the air in 80 seconds. 527 00:56:16,670 --> 00:56:18,350 Then hurry, can't you tell? 528 00:56:19,690 --> 00:56:21,010 It feels that way. 529 00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:23,510 Oh yeah, yeah... 530 00:56:24,370 --> 00:56:26,210 Oh God, yeah... 531 00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:35,310 Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, God! 532 00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:37,730 Oh, you got to be real close, baby. 533 00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:40,890 Oh, God. Better late than never. 534 00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:45,510 Get your molasses out of here before you get any fire, huh? 535 00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:52,450 Put some clothes on. She's crazy. 536 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:54,310 Bye, girl. 537 00:56:58,330 --> 00:56:59,730 Thanks for helping me with the dishes. 538 00:56:59,970 --> 00:57:03,010 No problem. The cook should never get stuck. 539 00:57:04,010 --> 00:57:05,930 I could have done them later. It was no big deal. 540 00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:10,550 You know, you're a great cook. 541 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:12,270 Thanks. 542 00:57:14,590 --> 00:57:17,050 Can I ask you a question without you getting upset? 543 00:57:20,810 --> 00:57:21,290 Well? 544 00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:23,550 Okay. 545 00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,090 Do you ever call the Connie Morris show? 546 00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:38,110 Me? Yes, you. No, I don't need some shrink to give me advice. It sure sounded like you. 547 00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:48,150 It's not me I said, are you deaf? It was you. She said you were afraid of girls. 548 00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:59,550 She's full of shit. I bet you've never been to bed with a girl. Why don't you 549 00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,190 Why don't you get out of here? 550 00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:03,690 Could it be that you're a virgin? 551 00:58:05,290 --> 00:58:05,850 No. 552 00:58:06,990 --> 00:58:10,590 Maybe you've been with a prostitute? Is that right? 553 00:58:11,770 --> 00:58:13,730 I said get out of here. 554 00:58:14,830 --> 00:58:16,130 You're afraid of me. 555 00:58:16,450 --> 00:58:17,430 No, I'm not. 556 00:58:18,110 --> 00:58:20,090 Good, because I'm not leaving. 557 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,180 My touch, is it really that bad? 558 00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:43,910 This is really sad. 559 00:58:46,450 --> 00:58:48,670 I don't need any fucking sympathy from you. 560 00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:51,130 Good, John, you're talking again. 561 00:58:53,970 --> 00:58:57,510 I'm going to take off all my clothes just for you. 562 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:08,540 You'll see, not all women bite. 563 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:18,730 Actually, most women have a lot to offer men. 564 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,080 Well, John, what do you think? 565 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:48,500 Hey. Is this something to be afraid of? Something to hate? 566 00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:56,500 Don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you. 567 01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:18,930 How's this feel? 568 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:35,130 Now don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you. 569 01:00:54,090 --> 01:00:56,130 You're not afraid of girls, are you? 570 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:27,010 Oh my god. 571 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,840 Feeling inside of me. 572 01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:08,940 Oh god. 573 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:15,980 Oh, yes! 574 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:23,980 Oh! 575 01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,220 Feels so good. 576 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,440 Yeah. 577 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,260 Oh! 578 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,820 Feels so good. 579 01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:34,840 Yeah. 580 01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:37,280 Oh! 581 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,660 Mmm, yeah! 582 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,060 Oh god, I feel so good. 583 01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:16,040 I'm so nervous. 584 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,380 Yeah, I have to fuck you. 585 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,340 Yeah. 586 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,620 Awww. 587 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,560 Oh god. 588 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:44,690 Awww. 589 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,920 Yeah. 590 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:17,060 Oh God, yes. Oh God. 591 01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:29,020 Oh God. 592 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,260 Oh yes. Oh yes. 593 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,560 Oh God, yes it feels good. 594 01:04:41,560 --> 01:05:08,280 Oh, you're good. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. 595 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,090 Oh yeah. 596 01:05:19,090 --> 01:05:19,710 Oh, you like it in here? 597 01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:20,230 Yeah. 598 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,000 Oh. 599 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:25,160 Yeah. 600 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,140 Oh, you wanna come with me? 601 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,100 Yeah. 602 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,220 I'm sure you like it. 603 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:29,320 Oh, you like girls? 604 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,220 Yeah. 605 01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:32,270 Oh. 606 01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:42,250 Oh, yeah. 607 01:05:42,450 --> 01:05:42,630 Oh. 608 01:05:43,350 --> 01:05:44,670 T for yes. 609 01:05:44,930 --> 01:05:46,330 Oh, let's take a deep breath. 610 01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:47,410 T for yes. 611 01:05:47,850 --> 01:05:56,250 Oh. 612 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:59,070 Oh yeah! 613 01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:09,230 Oh goodness! 614 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,640 Oh my goodness! 615 01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:04,380 Oh my god. 616 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:27,620 I love you. 617 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,920 That's a good beginning. Let's see how long that feeling lasts. 618 01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:42,340 Hello out there in radio land. This is Dr. Connie Morris and today every fifth caller 619 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:50,820 is going to receive a love chair that we believe will enhance your sex life. So let's start 620 01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:51,700 those phones ringing. 621 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:59,320 Yeah, you're gonna have to cut back on your spending. My advertising revenue is taking 622 01:07:59,320 --> 01:07:59,840 I'm sick and I'm beating. 623 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:04,260 Connie Morris, doing it to you? 624 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,460 Yeah. It's just been an increase in the country western. 625 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:12,640 Are you going broke? 626 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,440 No, not hardly. I'm just cutting back like any good businessman would do. 627 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,040 Well, does that mean that good lovers get the squeeze too? 628 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:29,540 Listen, it affects everybody. I gotta get going. 629 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:35,080 Sure, why not. You got what you came for. 630 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,980 Be nice. 631 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:46,580 Why should I? Duffy's making good money. And he wasn't a cry baby like you. 632 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:46,640 Thank you. 633 01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,400 Why don't you just give him a call? 634 01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:51,140 Maybe he'll take you back. 635 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,840 I might do that. 636 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:57,540 Good. 637 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,400 Hey, I guess they love the chairs, huh? 638 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,320 Mm, mm-hmm. 639 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:05,840 Manufacturer can't produce them fast enough. 640 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:06,800 No kidding. 641 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,180 I guess that means they work. 642 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,500 Hey, do you want to take one home? 643 01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,680 Oh, no, no, no, not me. 644 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:21,720 Sorry, I'm headed for divorce. My wife asked me to leave. She figured I was going to get fired when Carol left the show and the ratings dipped. 645 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,260 I'm sorry. 646 01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:32,780 Don't be sorry. I think it's all for the best. I mean, I thought it was because of my drinking, but I've been sober for over a year and it still doesn't work. 647 01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:39,880 You know, you never talk about yourself. You just listen to others and take an interest in them. 648 01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:45,540 Well, that's easy to do when there's exciting people like you around. 649 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:46,940 Ah, there you go again. 650 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,460 Whoops, looks like it's time to go earn some money. 651 01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:52,660 Have a good show. 652 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:53,200 Thanks. 653 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,060 Are you still in love with me? 654 01:09:58,700 --> 01:09:59,520 More than ever. 655 01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:00,540 Really? 656 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,020 I really love you. 657 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:04,420 Good. 658 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:07,240 And I'm gonna prove it by cooking you dinner. 659 01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:11,360 Wow, you really spoil me in more than one way. 660 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,260 Oh, I thought I'd missed you. 661 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,260 I was just downstairs. Is this the chair? 662 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:33,960 This is it! My promotion! 663 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,440 This is cool. What are you doing? 664 01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:39,660 Anything they can dream up. Isn't it great? 665 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,260 That's kind of cool. 666 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,260 Hey listen, I heard. Disc jockey of the year. Congratulations! 667 01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:46,660 Can you believe it? 668 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:50,460 I mean, it just goes to show you how the popularity of one show can spill over into another one. 669 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,460 Oh, you can dish out the credit, but you certainly can't take it. 670 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,720 I'm just being a realist. 671 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,960 Your listeners feel like they can ask you anything. 672 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,560 You make them feel like you're one of them. 673 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,480 Come on, Connie, don't embarrass me. 674 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,260 Oh, come on, and I'm not done with you yet. 675 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:12,540 We've been to dinner several times, and you still treat me like I'm your sister. 676 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:14,920 Yeah, well... 677 01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:17,360 I'm just trying to be professional. 678 01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,440 Do you find me attractive? 679 01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:25,410 Yeah, I'm human. 680 01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:27,370 Well, I'm human too. 681 01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:30,070 And I feel rejection from you. 682 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,300 You could change that... 683 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,280 in a hurry. 684 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,520 And how's that? 685 01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:49,680 Oh, I brought this chair in here... 686 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:57,820 I'm here and... well, you know, my listeners are wondering if I've ever used the chair. 687 01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:02,080 Do you think you could come over here and help me a little? 688 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,460 You put me on, right? 689 01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:08,840 Do I ever put you on? 690 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,860 I'm sure you want to go through this. 691 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:41,620 Oh, yes. 692 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:46,900 I can't take this off. 693 01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:48,420 Let's take this off. 694 01:12:52,790 --> 01:12:55,130 Pardon. Professionalism, getting ready to cut with this. 695 01:12:56,370 --> 01:12:57,250 Thank you. 696 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:03,190 Sister, my ass. 697 01:13:04,270 --> 01:13:05,250 It's about time. 698 01:13:13,950 --> 01:13:15,430 I've only got one question. 699 01:13:15,630 --> 01:13:16,090 What's that? 700 01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:17,330 How the fuck do you use this thing? 701 01:13:17,490 --> 01:13:18,710 Oh, let me show you. 702 01:13:19,450 --> 01:13:20,470 Come on over here. 703 01:13:20,790 --> 01:13:21,070 Yes. 704 01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:23,950 First we have to take these down. 705 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,730 Yes, then I'm going to make you sit down. 706 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:31,550 Like that? 707 01:13:31,930 --> 01:13:33,550 Yes, just like that. 708 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,040 Oh! 709 01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:36,140 Making this chair work better for naked. 710 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,520 Much better. 711 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,240 Woo! 712 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:41,620 I think, uh... 713 01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:44,120 Is it helping to relate to your listeners a little better? 714 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:46,240 Ooh, I'm sure it will. 715 01:14:46,860 --> 01:14:49,920 It could be a damn hot topic for one of your shows. 716 01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:50,780 Yeah? 717 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,740 Well, maybe you'll be asking questions from your listeners. 718 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,880 Especially if I tell my listeners to call you. 719 01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:58,600 Yeah? 720 01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:00,620 You want me to tell them the truth? 721 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,480 Sure, why not? 722 01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:05,120 You want me to talk dirty? 723 01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:06,240 Will that get inspired? 724 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:06,460 Are you tired? 725 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:07,820 Oh no. 726 01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:08,560 No? 727 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,780 Probably doing some extra hour in the time slot. 728 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:12,420 Ooh. 729 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:24,900 Mmm. 730 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:33,640 Mmm. 731 01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,300 I've never f***ed a doctor before. 732 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,620 Why don't we try a new position on this chair? 733 01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:45,260 Let me know what you got, darling. 734 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:50,380 Up! 735 01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,850 God, your cock feels good in my pussy. 736 01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:11,870 Oh yes! 737 01:16:12,490 --> 01:16:15,610 You're a talented woman. I appreciate it even more. 738 01:16:15,790 --> 01:16:16,910 Oh God, it's wonderful. 739 01:16:21,530 --> 01:16:22,690 Oh yeah! 740 01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:24,590 Yeah! Oh, God! 741 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,090 Yeah! 742 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,770 Oh, God! 743 01:16:34,910 --> 01:16:36,670 Oh, yes! 744 01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:53,730 Oh yeah! 745 01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:46,590 Okay. 746 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:19,540 Come on, baby. Come on. 747 01:18:26,860 --> 01:18:29,180 Do it for all your listeners, Connie. Come on. 748 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,680 They'd love to hear you like this. 749 01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,860 Fuck you. 750 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,840 Fuck you, Chloe. 751 01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:13,200 Fuck you. 752 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,940 Oh my god. Oh yes. 753 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,560 Sister my ass, you're gorgeous. 754 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:52,780 Oh... 755 01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:01,740 Oh yeah! 756 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:07,000 Oh yes! 757 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,940 Oh god! 758 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,700 Oh god yeah! 759 01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:21,080 Oh god! Oh yeah! 760 01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:22,380 Oh my god! 761 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:24,640 A little more. 762 01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:25,740 Yeah. 763 01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:27,220 A little more. 764 01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:31,620 Oh, would you come on me? 765 01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:32,800 Yeah, I do. 766 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:35,740 I guess I have to come on you. 767 01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:42,980 Oh yeah. 768 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,040 Fuck me! 769 01:20:51,620 --> 01:21:15,320 Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! Oh! Oh, God! Oh, yes! 770 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:31,380 Oh god... 771 01:21:53,820 --> 01:21:55,360 John is on the air. 772 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,580 My first caller from opening day. 773 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:03,000 I just wanted you to know that I'm dating a girl I love very much. 774 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,800 I guess you shrinks aren't so bad after all. 775 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,220 Well, neither is that shit-kicking Duffy. 776 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,740 I'm very pleased with your success, John. 777 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,360 Thank you so much for calling back and letting us know how you're doing. 778 01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:18,900 Congratulations. 779 01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:40,120 Hi Duffy. 780 01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:43,260 Oh, what do I always call to? 781 01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:48,240 I'm sure you do. A lot. 782 01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:53,080 I want you to come home. Why the sudden change of heart? 783 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,640 I made a big mistake. 784 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,460 Well you know some things must come to an end. 785 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:02,780 Our marriage is one of them. 786 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:08,680 Well, I don't want it that way. What am I supposed to do? 787 01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,560 I don't know. I'm sure we'll think of something. 788 01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:18,400 Oh, by the way, give my best to Ralph, will you? 789 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:24,940 Balls of that woman.